Klingon Woman

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Klingon Woman.wmv - Parody of The Guess Who's "American Woman" a tribute to fanboys everywhere!

Klingon Woman.mp4 - Version for Sony PSP/Quicktime


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Klingon Woman.mpg - Parody of The Guess Who's "American Woman" a tribute to fanboys everywhere!


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klingon woman (remastered).mp3 - remastered Original Song

Lyrics -

A klingon woman, drinks bloodwine all day
A klingon woman, use weapons for play
kind of girl I've been waiting for
even battled lursa and be'tor
not a more important thing to do
then spend my time in battle with you
now woman, would you honor me
a klingon woman, would you be my mate

a klingon woman, drives a bird of prey
a klingon woman, won't let you get away
ship is armed and she wants to score
you'll be blown straight to stovokor
klingon eyes can hypnotize
today is a good day to die
now woman, would you honor me
a klingon woman, would you be my mate

a klingon woman, fought feds today
a klingon woman, told them not to play
body parts are on the floor
don't challenge her she's too hardcore
packs a sharp three pointed blade
last mistake they ever made
klingon eyes, can hypnotize
today was a good day to die
now woman, would you honor me
a klingon woman, would you be my mate

oh, gotta have you now gotta have you now
gottah have you now

I gotta have you woman
I gotta have you woman

bloodwine
bloodwine
bloodwine
bloodwine

you were made for me
I was made for you
want to be with you until I die
this is what I'm gonna do

I gotta have you woman
I gotta have you woman
I gotta have you woman
q'pla
q'pla
q'pla


Written by Chuck Silver and Christine Evans-Arriaga (QelHegh and Khetara)